Things I am good at:

• pushing people away
• sleeping
• fucking things up
• forgetting to text people back
• eating food

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry